Every time it appears on my dash.
I will reblog it.
So simple yet so clever
it kinda scares me…
time goes by so fast it sucks
“…Tick-tock goes the clock
And all the years they fly
Tick-tock and all too soon
Your love will surely die…”
tick tock this is a clock
PLEASE Share this!!!
WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..’ The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, ‘We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night.
10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
This post should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America ‘s Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it’s better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one’s life.
I’m putting this to all my followers not just female…
Be safe everyone
Signal boosting this shit. I know that I have like, ten people following this blog, but some of you have shit tons of people following your’s. Spread this like wildfire.
I get chills reading the last few
“You. You are alive.
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player’s eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well
and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight
and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you
and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
- Minecraft Ending Credits
ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE
MAXIMUM WALRUS DOMINATION.
HARDCORE SOCCER DOMINATION.
My game is a sports game? Laaaame.
STINKY SOCCER REVENGE.
Forbidden Walrus Nazi
Bloody penguin smuggler. Can we not?
[Creepy Unicorn Domination. So, any one-horned equines up for a little BDSM?]
Creepy Bikini Warfare
Hardcore booty warfare. I just imagine.. Butts holding guns.
Nexus Del Buttsex
Oops!—Muse is suddenly clumsy! Tripping, falling, dropping things, oh my! (Anon decides how long it lasts.)
Sleepy—Muse is extremely tired! All they want to do is sleep! (Anon decides how long it lasts.)
Messy—For some reason, my muse cannot stay clean! Looks like they’ll need some napkins… Or maybe even a bath! (Anon decides how long it lasts, and can also determine what the muse got into to make him so messy.)
Fear—Muse is suddenly afraid of everything! They need someone to protect them! (Anon decides how long it lasts, or can specify something that the muse is scared of.)
Blind—Muse has suddenly lost their sight! (Anon decides how long it lasts.)
Mute—Muse cannot talk or make a sound! Good luck understanding them! (Anon decides how long it lasts.)
Freeze!—Whenever a certain word is said, my muse will freeze and stop moving until another word is said! (Anon decides how long it lasts, and can also specify the words.)
Boo boo—Uh oh! My muse is injured! (Anon decides where and how severe the injury is, as well as how long it lasts.)
Chilly—My muse is freezing! They cannot seem to get warm! (Anon decides how long it lasts)
Huh?—My muse has lost their memory! (Anon decides how long it lasts, or how much memory has been lost, or even which specific parts are lost.)
Sugar Rush—My muse is very hyper! (Anon decides how long it lasts.)
Animal—My muse is turned into an animal! (Anon decides what animal and how long it lasts.)
Paralyzed—My muse is paralyzed and can’t move, outside of speaking! Oh no! (Anon decides how long it lasts, or even just what parts of the body are paralyzed.)
Hold Me!—My muse is overly affectionate! They just want to hug and snuggle with everyone, even their enemies! (Anon decides how long it lasts.)
((Reblog and add more as you think of them! Please keep this list SFW!))
Submitted by @thehopefulhero
(( Oh cool, i just noticed you have a little thing that keeps track of who’s your fan…
4skt3r3z14ndl4tul4sh1t, home-of-many-muses, swogqueen, speakerbot
Let me love you. ))
i have to return this book back to school so i might as well leave behind a message
why would you deface a book you don’t own
Nice abusive message real cool some kid tryin to read a book and you leave behind a threatening, try hard edgy quote you probably saw in the bathroom stall while trying to wipe your ass from the shit that spills from there rather than u monitoring the shit that comes from your mouth
some you ache I day will like achne.